Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

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mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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